two mice

One day, Jenny and Carol who are two mice met eachother. They were close friends and Jenny felt something was wrong with Carol. She was very excited and couldn't speak fluently. Jenny asked, "What happened? You are so different today." When Carol finally knew what to say she answerd, "You know... I have a new boyfriend. He is soooo cute and funny. I think he's perfectly made for me." Now, Jenny understood why her friend was so different. Jenny was excited to see him and asked her, "Do you have a picture? As he is soooo cute I want to see him!" "Yes for sure I do," Carol answered and gave her friend the picture quickly. Jenny looked at it a little disappointed and pointed out, "He looks cute, you're right. But, Did you know that he's a bat and not a mouse?" Carol was sooo upset and cried, "Oh noooo. Are you serious? He told me he's a PILOT..." (o; *HAHAHA* ;o)

evil to evil

Once upon a time there was a very ugly Lady living somewhere way out in the boonies of British Columbia. That fact that she was not good-looking wasn't a real problem. But, when she got to know that the King was looking for his future queen she tried everything, really everything to be the one he will choose. The King wanted for sure the most beautiful woman so the ugly lady's chances were close to nothing. She thought about so many stupid thing that wouldn't work until she had a groundbraking idea. She started spreading the rumor that the most beautiful had taken the guise of an ugly and wretched spinster. The news reached the King very fast and he thought about what to do now day in and day out. He finally sent his emissaries all over British Columbia to find his wife, the ugliest but at the same time most beautiful woman in the province. After they got married the new queen was so excited but she needed to plan the rest of her "happyend". After 8 years, the rumor said, she will be beautiful "again". So, she planned to leave the beautiful castle secretly in the 7th. After her excitment about all the new things faded away she finally realized that the King was a frightening beast ten times uglier than she was. As she was his wife he told her frank that someone put a jinx on him, too. Appalled she asked how to break the spell and the King answered keen: "There's nothing I can do but wait. Only after eight years, when will be beautiful again, the spell will be broken." "What when I'm not going to be beautiful again", asked the queen and he just answered: "We will be cursed to stay togeher in our ugly and frightening guises, in poverty and want, until death parts us!"